for dinner I am having a plate of half french fries and half bell peppers and I feel like one of those weird kids from the jumpstart 1st grade lunch game

Imagine having this instead of a $740,000,000,000 military budget.

WTF IS WRONG WITH HER LMAO

I’m crying I haven’t felt hopeful about COVID ending until now. I really hope this is the answer we need.

yeah a $600 stimulus sucks ASS but my parents claimed me on their taxes last year so despite me currently living on my own and working full time i will still be getting ✨nothing✨

BREAKING: Amelia Bedelia has escaped with large quantities of the Covid vaccine after being told to “Take the vaccine”

I miss reblogging shit like this on tumblr

Man to man, I highly encourage you to find out what area of life your girl is boujie in. Dudes assume if shorty not in designer she not bougie. Some girls are food boujie. Some are travel boujie. Some are only boujie on holidays, etc. That’s something you gotta investigate 😂

$4.50 dunks coffee: actual bucket of coffee. tastes like milk. Cures IBS $4.50 starbucks coffee: lukewarm sippy cup that tastes like a burnt marshmallow with whipped cream. Ordering requires learning a large vocabulary of coffee words

sorry for being funnier than you, do you still think i’m hot

Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority: Rename Ronald Reagan Airport to Jojo Siwa Washington National Airport - Sign the Petition! chng.it/QWmwDZyY via Change.org

The ambiance is just right to play @WhiteThornGames new game Lake

all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class

i take my trips to target seriously too

5-0 TO OPEN! 🇺🇸 #ShowTheWorld x #WinterParalympics

5-0 IN THE FIRST 🤯 Jack Wallace nets the hat trick to close out the period. #WinterParalympics