He would have been a star even in the silent film era. Some people are born for it

have any of you ever considered liking two movies

I love being in my apartment and open mouth coughing as much as I want

Here’s what One Battle After Another gets wrong about smoking weed at your kid’s parent-teacher conference (1/70) . . .

Tarantino thinks he's James Cameron. Nolan thinks he's James Cameron. Villeneuve thinks he's James Cameron. James Cameron thinks he might be a woman.

To Die For (1995)

Timothée Chalamet should kill himself to make the Oscar voters feel guilty

I love that in Crash (1996) none of the car accidents are caused by cell phones. They are caused by boners and boners alone.

“Carpetbagger” sounds like an old timey slur for guys who eat pussy

newlyweds in danger!

ur not supposed to do it for the benefits

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

Hiding replies feels so good I understand how Stalin got carried away

it’s Why Do I Even Bother Wednesday

Sigh *adds to watchlist*

When they were building the pyramids, were they allowed to pee down the side, or did they have to walk all the way to the bottom? Obviously no poops but I’m wondering about pee.

(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above

For sale dead horse never beat

the changing of the guard

been fucking everything up so bad lately chat what's the move