Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart... 9 year old me:

‘be fucking fr’ gotta be the best phrase to come out of 2022

Pedro Pascal is it. #AcademyAwards

thunder only happens when it’s raining… players only love you when they’re playing…

me picking myself back up bc I’m all I’ve got

I need a refund! This is mockery!

"do you remember?" Me:

the european mind cannot comprehend this is how americans determine when their seasonal depression will be over

This is so intimate I would think about him every day for the rest of my life

It’s his time

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult:

me waiting for #VSFashionShow to start tonight

miss bella hadid, the people’s princess #VSFashionShow

Planet Fitness we on your ASS

i know she got a mean Pinterest board

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough