cast me as scooby so I can reverse-explain why every time I make love I announce “it’s scooby time!!!!” before I give head

FOUR TICKETS TO CHALLENGERS PLEASE

cast me as scooby you cowards

It’s the one year anniversary of the worst thing that’s ever happened to me

Happy one-year anniversary to my book! If you want someone to send you a nice message every few days for the rest of your life, I recommend publishing a book!

a flash mob is always grounds for divorce

three challengers to tickets please

A nasty & quick-witted read off between two butch queens. I live.

Day 6 of my Feeld being unusable due to technical issues and not my personality 😊

move to New York