snape: your existence is confusing. harry: how so? snape: your presence is annoying, but the thought of something bad happening to you upsets me.

my offer for today: Alan in a kilt

I love this picture

NOW — 🥵

narcissa, shocked: you have a fake ID??? with a fake name and everything??? snape : i- i can explain! lucius: he used it to get a second library card so he can take out twice as many books at once. narcissa: narcissa: honestly, that checks out.

middle aged and old Alan supremacy 🛐

remus: i wish you could block people in real life. mcgonagall: restraining order. snape: murder.

todays offer: beard alan

snape: i have anxiety. dumbledore: things could be worse. snape: yes. snape: i am intimately familiar with that thought.

Why all snape stans are hot ?