I try to fight what y’all say about geminis, but the case been made.

white people love entering their house through the garage

hi I’m back

I do not want to be a woman in the work force!!! I want to be a little creature drinking from a creek!!!!!!

turned 23 today and didn’t cry once!

new life motto: run away to the mountains and don’t date abusive people

goodbye Leo season

if a man tells you he doesn’t want to hurt you he’ll actually rip your heart out of your chest and then jam it down the garbage disposal

when he pours me another shot thinking im about to get freaky but im about to start talking in my british accent

lex 🌿 fr bruh airpods in world out

congrats on your engagement now please never post it again or else i’ll claw my eyes out

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

“people can only meet you as deeply as they’ve met themselves” is one of the most transformational ideas — everything is a mirror

I’m never “shocked” when a celebrity shows up randomly on SNL. Big whoop. They’re a celebrity. That’s literally what celebrities do. I was shocked when my neighbor Greg showed up randomly on Dateline b/c we‘re friends and I didn't know he was trafficking weapons illegally online.

so scary when someone’s coming over and they’re like “here!” it’s like omg my life is about to change …

🚨The following story was told by Michael Shane Daughtry, a J6 survivor.🚨 I'm going to relay it in the exact same way that he wrote it out. Just when you think his story cannot get crazier, it does. His story is one of full-on corruption, and he exposes names. Thread starts

This looks like a cry for help in Los Angeles. WTF is going on at these coordinates?