When I say I’m delicate I don’t mean like a flower I mean like a bomb

keeping his head on a swivel in case there were any cool body parts to scrounge

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

Do you think I can ever find real love in miami? Or should I move ?

Perfect summer hit about her dead acquaintance

I'm going to be in Los Angeles for a few days. Does anyone know any God fearing men who could take me out? I'm looking to be a wife!

agora pede pra ele tirar uma foto da namorada dele

can someone hang out w this girl

It’s this app where you can look up if they ever ordered hookers before

Alec Baldwin has killed again. (Source: Deadline)

Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader

Hate when a man follows me on IG and only spam likes photos with my face in them Why did U not like the memorial post for my cat Or the photo of that ominous bench I frequent

Stop asking me did I get a bbl

What is peter teal email??

accidentally got rid of the singular eyebrow hair that makes or breaks whether my whole face looks normal

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

My trip to Jamaica is canceled now due to spirit