when their drink of choice is a negroni sbagliato with prosecco in it

Emma D’Arcy saying “Negroni Sbagliato… with Prosecco in it” lives in every queer persons head rent free.

Friend: How’s the baby do you guys need anything what can I bring you Me: *reading twitter* apparently we need a Negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in it

Do you have anxiety? Do you also have a sugar intolerance that makes your heart race? Then you should try eating ice cream while waiting for your wife to come out of surgery it’s a sure fire recipe for a panic attack you will absolutely regret it

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It’s a trauma response to hyper focus on what people say or think. At one time, this is how you stayed safe in an unpredictable environment. You learned to notice every shift in mood or behavior because you faced the consequences of those shifts.

Nowadays anyone can become a famous musician on TikTok but in my day you had to be on the Garden State soundtrack.

Fawning (people pleasing) is one of the most common trauma responses. This can become a pattern that leads us to betray ourselves. Here’s why (🧵):

*in the waiting room rn* Me: Wanna Watch Reboot w me? Wife: sure Me: k I didn’t bring any AirPods or anything bc you still haven’t bought me any Wife: 😑

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

If you’re gay & have ever thought “I’m glad I didn’t transition” it’s bc UR NOT TRANS. Congrats. You’re now like all the idiots in the 00s who would say dumb unhelpful things like “I could never sleep with someone of the same sex” bc (surprise surprise) they weren’t gay.

In the last 72 hours I missed the paramore and LIZZO concerts but I did also get no sleep on behalf of my precious newborn so there’s that

Good news! A man told me this week it “only takes five minutes to shower” so the burden of being a caregiver/social worker/grad student while coping with the trauma of my baby almost dying and my wife being temporarily disabled has been lifted! Hallelujah

Is it possible Elon musk wants everybody off Twitter right before a huge election

My Instagram handle is @corndogbicep I’ll miss the earpers bye y’all!

Once again I have nothing but respect and gratitude for the fine folks at Children's Mercy who spend their days taking care of sick kids & stressed parents. Every. Single. Time. The staff were about to leave our room the last 5 days they would ask if they could get us anything.

Not me ugly crying for twenty minutes!! Do not watch the new TLOU if you’re in an emotionally fragile state