In honor of the Cinespia screening of Paul Verhoeven’s SHOWGIRLS tomorrow night at Hollywood Forever Cemetery, here is (once again) our 2013 recreation of Nomi’s first rehearsal cinespia.org/event/showgirl…

have they tried turning the radar off and on again

Shame on Channel 10 for turning off the comments announcing the fired Jonathan LaPaglia. He’s an incredible host for #SurvivorAU and the show will be worse for replacing him.

The Bear season 4 really came and went without making any cultural impact, huh?

Muting The Devil Wears Prada 2 until it comes out, I don’t need the entire film ruined for me from paparazzi photos for the next year.

Thinking about all the actors who turned down #FantasticFour; Jake Gyllenhaal, Adam Driver, Matt Smith, Penn Badgley, Glen Howerton, Jodie Comer, Lily James, Margot Robbie, Paul Mescal, Jackie Quaid, Daveed Diggs, Jason Segal and Anya Taylor Joy as Silver Surfer.

Good riddance to And Just Like That! A mercy killing for a show obsessed with burning its own legacy to the ground. Sloppy writing, character betrayal and a pathetic failure to separate Miranda from Cynthia Nixon. At least Kim Cattrall dodged this trainwreck.

Get Outta My Way by Kylie Minogue deadass one of the best songs of all time like omggg

I’m sorry but the quantity of Netflix content now isn’t worth $21 per month.

If Jamie Lee Curtis has no haters, that is because I am dead.

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

I swear to God if this ends up being about the trauma she experienced so that we understand what led to her actions in Weapons, I am so out. Let villains be villainous! Not everyone needs a backstory!

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

Mark my words Olivia Coleman will be in Only Murders In The Building season 6.

I have deleted all the gay apps, hoping to encounter future mates at watering holes or whilst foraging for food

You don’t cast Anna Camp in a Scream movie if she isn’t going to be Ghostface.

there’s not really much point in doing everything practically if you’re going to shoot it *like that*

Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing

When I’m drunk and smell a cig