"Carrie_Br4dshaw: If you still look cute at the end of your work out, you don't train hard enough."

@alliibaby I saw a cool T-Rex skeleton tshirt in Zara and thought of you!

"Alan Garner: We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity." #sotrue!

Have a guess which famous dim sum chain this cockroach was in!!

"Alan Garner: You're fat "It runs in my family" "Dude, no one runs in your family.""

When I hear someone say "STOP", I get really confused. I'm not sure if its in the name of love, Hammertime or to collaborate and listen!

A #Pisces born on March 12 brings creativity and grace to everything he or she does.

You better watch out,you better not cry,better not pout I'm telling you why,Santa Claus is coming to town.You sang it, didn't you Nicky Alger? X

Blister on finger from over-zealous cleaning this morning. Owww. That'll teach my OCD!

Car rugby on Top Gear. The scrum should be interesting...

So after my first cycle training session at the weekend my arms hurt more than my legs. How is that possible??

#Black Mirror. Freaky fo' schiz!

"Nicky Alger Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first."

Damn you Taylor Swift and your irritatingly catchy song! #TheBrits

How does Jennifer Garner leave the house?! Ben Affleck with a beard is hot! #Argo

2 glasses of red wine (with dinner!) seems to be enough for a hangover these days. Who said being in your 30s is better than your 20s?! #bed