That first heartbreak gone have you in the psych ward 😭

I’m not mad, just snacksually frustrated.

Baby raccoon trying to catch bubbles..🦝🐾🫧😅

Hey dude good to see you again! It’s been so long, I thought you would’ve killed yourself by now

my therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. she’s next

deleting dating apps to meet someone the ole fashioned way...tweeting really good

I left my son at home with my husband for two days, and the first thing my son said to me when I came home was, "can I have sheets on my bed again?"

Dating me is comparable to dating a 97 year old man with dementia

My husband did a load of my laundry and do I say thank you or tell him what he did wrong?

Just because you fit in, it doesn’t mean you’re in the right place. 😂

fuck it up, buttercup

Land surveyors should have to wear those George Washington wigs

Dating advice: no

a gas leak would cure me

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge on the highway?

He seen things..🐈🐾😮😅

i love when dudes are named Guy. like, yeah. exactly.

I think if you are weird, it's your duty to create things.

Back on my bullshit {walking the dog in my pjs}.

Getting old sucks. Tried to rap an old Busta Rhymes song and damn near passed out from running out of breath