Do people really win Oh Polly contests because I swear I enter every insta one, the odds should be in my favour by now🤣😭

In North Lanarkshire, it’s very apparent there is a suicide epidemic. I have been to hell and back over the last week and received this message (alongside many others) from the football club I adore. Motherwell FC are more than a football club.

Arriving back at work. Lots to do. #ButeHouse

Front page of Le Monde in France... nailed it

Tesco Bellshill is a top tier Tesco.

Honestly feeling a bit attacked rn x

Right hear me out: use sock glue on Nike pro shorts so they don’t roll up every second of the day

Apparently hairspray underneath them works too

Crying.

Rest in Pepperoni😭😭

Wee photoshop number I done today, you might see it floating around Facebook lol☘️☘️

The one you've all been waiting for 🤩 #OHPOLLYblackfriday is finally here! To celebrate the biggest sale of the year, we're gonna give one lucky babe £100 to spend on site today 💸 All you've gotta do is follow, like & RT - good luck & be quick 😘💰

Boris Johnson is now chucking his No10 staff under the police bus to save his own lying skin. Methinks this won't end well.... for him.

I actually can’t read the months of the year without singing them in that tiktok sound anymore

Just to confirm my shoes are actually a size 2.5 and this is a joke😂😂😭😭can’t believe how many people think it’s real

Sorted. Dolly Parton