We had to take a little break to do wedding/baby/insider trading reasons* We will be back very soon! *Ignore the third one.

THEYRE BACK

5 Follows away from 350... What should we let our 350th follower create?

You should only worry about a “beach body” if you are a Belgian detective with a fine moustache whose summer holiday in Devon has been interrupted by a grisly murder.

Congrats @sweetheartmoon4 you're our 350th follower. You can pick from top 2 You may either: A. Create a supernatural mystery you would like us to solve OR B. Name a NPC for us to seduce (or maybe befriend after some bad flirting... our forte) You may DM for more details

If we reach 10,000 followers by 2023.... we promise @tinatwocats this will be the location of our first live show.

*Start playing the song "Monster Mash"*

Melody's flirtation with the new psychic detective ends the way most of their relationships end... But Rick comes out pretty well. arcadeaudio.net/lakeshore-limb…

No Episode tomorrow! Because of VERY JOYOUS occasions in the life of one of our cast members!

Just in case you thought we were lying.... as we are want to do... we are missing an episode this week because the ENTIRE crew of Melody Investigations was at @nathankaplin's wedding on Saturday! Mazel Tov Nathan and thank you for the excuse to drink instead of work!!!

Bringing back a favorite wholesome bit: what's your least controversial opinion?

In reference to last month's Batman news: Please refer to the last line of this L&L review by the excellent @GavGaddis

We have long said that @tinatwocats is our most powerful cast member. And now London finally agrees!

We have been investigating this bizarre phenomenon THOUROUGHLY

An excellent review of our Jon Matteson guest arc! (And an even better printer punchline!)

We also have 143 open mystery cases that are just labeled "not aliens" npr.org/2021/06/25/101…

Podcast will be up in the afternoon!!!