so as to get power and money

Jimmy Carter said WHAT?!

Stevie Nicks holding a copy of 'Dune', 1977

Was so excited to having something political to share on Facebook that actually felt like a spiritually edifying contribution as a pastor, but why did they have to start with a whole paragraph on the most asinine “um actually” ever recorded

Actual Christianity doesn’t twist peoples’ arms hard enough so the charlatans had to invent Christianity X-treme (but on the logo the X is a badass looking bloody cross)

In 31 years of age I think I’ve finally discovered the cure to depression and it’s just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

when jake paul turns 58 we're going to drag him into the ring and beat his ass

Everything in the world feels so deeply sad and or stupid right now and I think I’m gonna get even more into practicing Christianity about it

We sang My Hope Is Built in church today and I was ready to start running on top of the pews. On Christ this solid rock I stand! All other ground is sinking sand!

Ending the Chiefs’ perfect season with Josh Allen running it in and then shutting down the return with an interception is so beautiful. This is maybe the best a football game has ever made me feel.