Yeah not even gonna open Instagram today

Not to say that you should dress super nice every class but I strongly dislike people wearing pajamas in class or in public in general. I think it makes you look trashy

I pray this doesn’t come back to haunt me. Dayton basketball.

Going down to western Kentucky for my yearly trip. Gotta show them what the A10 means to these hicks

Thanks the University of Dayton for fucking nothing #StPatricksDay

Dayton basketball. Fuck SLU

Fuck VCU. Flyers from PCB

Girl I’ve been talking to hasn’t responded to me in a day and is now visiting her friend at a sorority at OSU. Another reason to hate the buckeyes #Goblue

She responded

Watching one of the best scenes in movie history

All about the dragons #baseball

“And then, I commented shrink and it got 3 likes”

Straw in the high noon? Wtf are we doing. #holyshrink #freshman

Shoutout moms man

Doing 30 sets of stare at the wall today

Hitting legs violently hungover. About to spew chunks all over the floor #standersymposium

Colby They never tell you the last time you’ll play catch with your boys

76 teams in March Madness is pretty fucking stupid #NCAA