“You can’t learn a semesters worth of accounting in one night.” The radical left shouts in unison #LANK #expand #finals #college

25% of the way through finals and all I gotta say is teachers assistants are pussies #LANK

All I have to eat in my apartment is potatoes and pasta sauce, no money in the bank account and 2 more finals today. Might be time to throw the white flag #shrink

Please god Fliff I need this. #sportsbetting

Fuck you ladd mcconkey now I can’t eat tonight

Starting to think I have a drinking problem and a porn addiction #Expand

Sherrone Moore I respect your decision 🪵

No gf at the end of my 5th semester of college

Probably averaged a 60% on my finals but hey, we made it #expand

Do I ask this girls name or should I just call it a night and save myself

Me when I finally give up on the Browns

Might just have to delete hinge at this point #wtf #hinge

Is this a donation? #LANK #jakepaul

Sending out hinge likes ahead of Christmas dinner

Deandre decided let’s get drunk at the local bdubs. #drunk

Happy birthday my glorious king. Repost to wish him a happy birthday. #Lebron #GOAT

First basket parlay #sportsbetting #gambling #tail

Fuck Jayden fielding, sorry motherfucker

Hey Jayden fielding, go fuck yourself, did, piece of shit I hate you