Today is August first or as retailers call it, “the holiday season.”

Gas pump: See cashier inside. Me: Maybe I don’t really need gas that bad.

Books never go down. Just saying.

Didn't realize "bottomless" mimosas referred to the drink and not the dress code, my apologies to everyone in this airport.

Congratulations to the 2021 #CMOawards CMO Equality Leadership Award Winners: 🏆 Deborah Yeh, CMO, Sephora 🏆 Mark Smalls, SVP & CMO, JAMS 🏆 Suresh Balaji, CMO, Asia Pacific, HSBC sforce.co/2YfAzCQ #CMO #marketing

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Me when something good happens: I should have a snack. Me when something bad happens: I should have a snack.

In a recent article, JAMS President Kimberly Taylor discusses the importance of inclusion in the #DisputeResolution community, including the vital role that women play at JAMS and areas of improvement for the future. ow.ly/UcEn50HF1EO #DiversityInLaw #WomenInLaw

My son has two speeds when getting ready for school in the morning: Slow & slower

By replacing your bread with cauliflower, you can not only cut out carbs, but also cut out 96% of the joy you have left in your life.

I’m at the vet. My dog has congenital heart disease, so they have to insert a tube into my bank account and drain it.

We are so honored and grateful to JAMS for recognizing and supporting its work and commitment to reducing and preventing violent conflict and building sustainable peace globally. #ThisIsWhatPeaceLooksLike

Nothing triggers my memory of what I need from the store quite like driving home away from the store.

It’s hotter than your grandparent’s living room at Christmas outside right now.

Refresher on what a “pro-life” agenda ACTUALLY looks like: - gun safety laws - taking action on climate change - protecting LGBT rights - healthcare for all - expanding pre-natal care - expanding mental healthcare - expanding childcare - universal preschool - free school meals

Congratulations to Damali!

As we continue to celebrate and recognize the JAMS Foundation’s 20th anniversary, we took a look back to 2017 and The Mosaic Project, the Oakland based organization with project founder Lara Mendel. ow.ly/cFEI50K3y0E #DisputeResolution

Everyone has their strengths. Mine is picking the grocery store checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a grocery store checkout line before in their life.

Workplace Conflict Resolution: Richard Birke of JAMS Pathways On How Team Leaders Can Create The… by Eric L. Pines link.medium.com/GFDENbxocHb