[FF14] Your Answer

my joycon became unresponsive mid-match so i shut down my switch to avoid being reported for nonparticipation. i’m now enjoying a 7-minute ban for disconnecting. thanks nintendo??

KEEP CALM 🦀 CRAB ON

Game recognizes game. Congrats to The Onion on their fantastic amicus brief to the Supreme Court. npr.org/2022/10/04/112…

did you know if you grab my cat and whisper in her ear, “you’re perfect, you’re wonderful, you’re soft,” she won’t at all stop begging for food?

ffxiv says fanfiction is good actually

i’m going to be thinking about cheryl saying “lana, you ARE my supervisor” for the next like eight years

Imagining what my life would be like if I owned this

One year ago, a black hole swallowed everything Blaseball was. Now, The Game Band is ready to bring Blaseball back so that its audience can decide what it will become. bit.ly/3W4lwVJ

i am not emotionally ready for blaseball to Return

It’s time. blaseball.com/landing

I got a new purse to bring to the pub for specifically this reason

✨🦀The•Crustaceans🦞✨

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