My five year plan is to see exactly what I can get away with

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i think about this so much

am i crazy or was this the best summer ever?? i watched so many funny instagram reels and on top of that tiktoks

Getting to work and whining really loud do I haaaaave to worrrrrk ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhh and groaning and putting my head on my desk and rolling around on the ground

seΙf harm

boygenius for people who’s brain has been fried by drugs

Me after taking a huge hit off weed vape in bed at midnight on a Tuesday: nows the poifect time to consider the arc of my life and whether i am living up to my values

Me when I discovered L’Oréal dream matte mousse in middle school

Rapid-fire-sharing tweets with my bf that works 70 ft away from me at all times

If you go out “alone”, you’re not. You’re hanging out with Spirit. And she’s sooooooooo hyped to hang

The insane urge to make a private IG story for JUST 3 people so I can make sure they know I’ll be texting them back for the first time since August

I can tell I’ve had three and a half beers before 2pm because I’ve just added 3 coworkers on Facebook

*trying to rationalize my behavior* your early 20s are all about stimulant abuse

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense