It’s taken 2 & 1/2 years to establish what many of us have known all along: Brexit is about making ourselves poorer in the vain hope that the xenophobia of individuals can be cured by state-sanctioned xenophobia. Meanwhile, millions will be made by billionaire Brexit bankrollers.

“It’s nothing to do with Brexit.”

Donald Tusk is batting harder for us in the European Parliament than most British politicians are in the UK Parliament.

So LUSH UK I ventured into your Oxford shop today because I'm keen on products without plastic packaging. I was accosted by 6 staff in a row. First was asking questions about my state of mind when I just wanted shampoo. The 2nd person was actually v helpful. 1/2

2/2 LUSH UK I appreciate your staff's expertise, but please let a person browse. Especially when they have already had advice!

Who is this twonk Bill Cash comparing our current situation with Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s? #bbc #brexit He is about 90. He doesn't speak for my young children.

How good is your metadata? Laurapéenne name checking Crossref (inactive Jan 2025) members who are doing it well at #UKSG2019

In a bold move, voters in the UK are today being given a chance to elect the unelected bureaucrats that sit in Brussels... #EUElections2019

Fabulous evening of constant laughter watching Bill Bailey in a "shed" in Swindon with my 13yo son who got all the political and musical jokes and loved every minute.

Yes, of course, absolutely, this is the change people were crying out for with the Brexit vote: tax cuts for higher earners. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

The man who killed my mum once hit her with an axe, once set fire to her and eventually drowned her - can we please get rid of axes, matches and rivers please? OR DEAL with VIOLENT MEN?

“Then he called him the Prince of Whales”

What silly, jokey thing do you always do that infuriates your partner/friends/family?

Right, we’ve heard you all and we think it’s high time to get our authentic corn tortillas in UK supermarkets like Waitrose & Partners and Sainsbury's Everyone, RT our post to join our #CORNPAIGN 🌮🤞 (cc @FelicityCloake Guardian Feast Word of Mouth)

We’re looking for a consultant to help promote пан Мирон Деревʼянко Crossref (inactive Jan 2025) ‘distributed usage logging’ project - deadline is tight for responses. Please share. RFI available here projectcounter.org/rfi-distribute…

Why does the NHS get all the attention with #ClapForCarers? Join us at 8pm tonight on your doorsteps, out of your windows and on your balconies to #BooTheBankers.

Excuses for being unable to take a video call: - trapped under sofa - locked in fridge - face has fallen off - computer is “on the go slow” - allergic to cameras - I’d really rather not - I’m covered in jam - I’m washing my hands and keep forgetting the words to happy birthday

I rarely tweet, but have been driven to distraction after ordering something from azanulbhai . I was double charged, and they have fobbed me off for 6 weeks, bouncing me to their supplier who also claims ignorance of the entire matter. Steer clear of azanulbhai & vidaXL