Karma's such a thing of beauty

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

being able to admit you’re wrong and apologize is so important

day 3 of daylight savings:

Today. I told a 28 year old that he needs intubation. He was scared. Couldn’t breathe. I told the wife of a 47 year old that he is dying over FaceTime. I bronched a #COVID19 patient who mucous plugged. It saved his life. Risked mine.

some people just teach you what you don’t want in a partner and that’s valuable data too.

quarantine mood:

just being honest rn I do not remember one single minute of the entire month of april

Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work

America: You drive for four hours. You are still in the same part of the country. UK: You drive for two hours. The local accent has changed twice. Bread rolls have a new name.