“What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?

This is as if the Bene Gesserit sisterhood decided to produce the Generation X messiah.

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here 👍🏼

Massive away win for the little fella.

me cheering up also me at other people: night:

all my friends fell victim to 9-5... i will never forgive any of u for not being able to go to a cafe with me on a monday at 12:08 pm

he looks like all 3 top gear hosts combined

MF's landing on that Delta flight like

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If I send you this it means I want to get drinks and share secrets

the lion does not concern himself at all. the lion is depressed

Never a dull moment on this app

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now