Her kid, the moment you're about to get some from his Mom

When the American Werewolf gets a boner, is it like this or like this?

I can’t. 💀😂

7-11 crackhead I told I had no money, watching me buy 7 taquitos, 3 scratchers and their whole supply of boner pills

Harsh. 😂🪿

just some silliness 😂

This place is a prison! On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

Used to have to watch hours of National Geographic to see that many floppy titties

Accurate?

This is what I sound like in the shower, if you’re interested in such things.

That hop 😂

You pay 30% of your check as Federal Income tax.
You pay 10% in most States Income tax.
You pay another 7% in Sales tax.
You pay another 8% in Property tax.

For most Americans, 55% of your fucking check is taken from you before you even get home from work.

Then they doubled gas

When I find dead critters in the pool, I post them up as an offering to the birds

😬 not again

something wrong with me to laugh at this

Mfw rob zombie slams in the back of his dragula