If you had a Porsche stolen in Los Angeles, LAPD has got some good news and some really really really really really really really bad news.

Icey⋆⭒˚.⋆ I hate myself and I want to die

my beautiful daughter I Never Told You What I Do For A Living

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

yo vistiendome para cursar viendo que mis amigos me meten a un grupo que se llama "paris y londres 2026"

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

Me deciding what to wear on stage every night

having a threesome we’re playing good cock bad cock

>was serving a couple >they were bickering 'ill pay' 'no ill pay' >the girl tapped her card first >card was declined >guy smirked, tapped his card >card was also declined

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

apologised to an older lady as I was blocking her way at work. she laughs and says “you’ll never be out of everyone’s way you know.” nearly cried

it’s genuinely painful knowing i can’t listen to every band to ever exist

lockdown was ending… disposable vapes had just hit the uk… she was our vera lynn

just tried wingstop for the first time and the hawaiian sauce tastes like ella’s pussy

my penis is warmed with the fires of revolution

the mengabus is coming

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.