3 tickets to the zendaya gay sex tennis movie please

Challengers haven’t blown up like this since 1986

my mother is playing the duck song for our coworkers in the lunch room

mum: dress up nice for the school awards assembly

me posing for the photo with the principal after taking my minecraft creeper hoodie out of my backpack:

putting my ex’s mom down as a reference in my tinder bio

well done steak: i’m so fucking cooked

lovebombing the TSA agent

the security guard using the metal detector wand on me

why did they gay little monkey cross the road?
to get to the apple store

Challengers (2024)

counterargument: cheese square yummy

girl your body is twisted tea

who plays your parents in a biopic

until somebody builds a bigger bob

say what you want but she would’ve fucking killed it in the Party Rock Anthem music video

it’s been 17 years and we still don’t have a sequel for this movie

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

shoutout boopy putthole

your honor, go band for band with me right now if you not scared

that’s my fucking president