On the episode of themalegayz I'm listening to Chris Parker just said "I'm fucking dumb as shit to be honest" and honestly big mood.

I snore every time Jordan speaks #TheBachelorNZ

Jordan is a serial story-one-upper #thebachelornz

Okay I don't know how this hasn't happened already but I am officially grossed out by the concept of the overnight date #thebachelornz

Last shot before the ad break is their butts. I am mostly not okay with this #thebachelornz

Jordan's always pulling roses out of weird places on dates. Now it's the overnight date. Where's the rose going to come from? #thebachelornz

"Today we're going to be getting wet and wild" Sort of like last night? #thebachelornz

I'm calling bye-bye Fleur #thebachelornz

The thing is though, Jordan is sort of not really a catch. #thebachelornz

"Butterflies" "In your tummy?" "NO IN MY BUTTHOLE FUCKWIT" #thebachelornz

The marmite butter looks like a poop #thebachelornz

Hate to break it to you Erin, Jordan makes everyday life fun because of all that sweet sweet Mediaworks moolah #thebachelornz

Jordan stop it with the LOTR stuff, there's more to life. #thebachelornz

Erin has gone from being "who's that" to YOU GO GIRL #thebachelornz

I can't decide if I'm watching #TheBachelorNZ ironically or unironically

I've just realised I don't want Naz to win, because I like her and don't want her to end up with a dick like Jordan #thebachelornz

Naz is and will remain my idol and role model forever #thebachelornz

Let's be honest though, every girl needs a friend like Nazanin (NAZ) Khanjani who will tell you if your outfit looks like shit. It probably did.

Gilda is to #rhoakl what Naz was to Bachelor. The only thing worth watching.