Matthias Polman-Wilhelm (@kertal) 's Twitter Profile
Matthias Polman-Wilhelm

@kertal

Lucky husband and father of 2 kids. Cat driven development @elastic working #remote on #kibana in #vienna.
Moving to fosstodon.org/@kertal

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I forgot to add a ⚠️. Wearing such a costume at Halloween was an unmentioned side effect of reading „the manager’s path” of Camille Fournier … if you’re fine with that, it’s a recommendation!

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Well, I didn't optimize, not design, not even think of stuff like best practice ... but for a first deployment of my #nextjs based distributed team social game Flaky Bug Invasion on #vercel a lighthouse score of 93 isn't bad 🥳

Well, I didn't optimize, not design, not even think of stuff like best practice ... but for a first deployment of my #nextjs based distributed team social game Flaky Bug Invasion on #vercel  a lighthouse score of 93 isn't bad 🥳
Philipp Krenn (@xeraa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

and then there are the small but handy additions. like ad-hoc data views (what used to be called index patterns in kibana)

and then there are the small but handy additions. like ad-hoc data views (what used to be called index patterns in kibana)
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Good information, now I just need to decide, should I dress up as "Refactor" or "Board meeting" to politely focus on scaring PMs?

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What's better than pair-programming? Couple-programming! My wife just committed the new Logo of BugHub♥️: flaky-bug-invasion-1.vercel.app

What's better than pair-programming? 
Couple-programming! 
My wife just committed the new Logo of BugHub♥️: flaky-bug-invasion-1.vercel.app
Dave Anderson (@scarletinked) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Commandment One: Thou shalt not complain about the code. Your co-workers wrote the system. They had good intentions. When you presume that it was built wrong (not knowing their situation), you insult them. Respect what came before.

Sebastian Göttschkes (@sgoettschkes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#workera is hiring frontend and backend engineers and we are also looking for an engineering manager. If you wanna join a great team working on a high-impact #elixir application, get in touch! Timezones are LATAM or EMEA #myelixirstatus

Elastic (@elastic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Say hey 👋 to ESRE (sounds like ez-ray) — the Elasticsearch Relevance Engine. The product of more than two years of research and development, it gives developers the tools they need to build AI search applications that integrate with GAI. Learn more → go.es.io/3BTBKbj

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We’re excited to announce the Elasticsearch Query Language (ES|QL) preview! ES|QL is a powerful declarative language native to Elasticsearch and allows users to construct complex queries efficiently and with speed. Dive into this blog to learn more: go.es.io/45pW5lh

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Upgrade now! Elastic 8.11 includes the GA of the Elastic Learned Sparse EncodeR (ELSER), tech preview of ES|QL, Elastic AI Assistant support for Amazon Bedrock, and Elasticsearch Relevance Engine™ (ESRE) improvements in vector search. Learn more → go.es.io/3sdOIQ4

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First time baking Vanillekipferl, and when opening the oven, been witness of those Kipferl reenacting Terminator 2: Left: T-800, Arnold Middle: T-1000, Robert Patrick

First time baking Vanillekipferl, and when opening the oven, been witness of those Kipferl reenacting  Terminator 2: 
Left: T-800, <a href="/Schwarzenegger/">Arnold</a> 
Middle: T-1000, Robert Patrick