The biggest lie we're sold as teenagers is that acne ends in adulthood.

You, a dullard: It might be hard but we should build more housing
Me, a genius: We will simply redistribute all existing housing

I wrote a book! It's already available on Kindle (print version coming soon!) amazon.com/Engineering-Le…

Not only do most Americans not understand how wealthy they are compared to the world, they really have no idea how comparatively little in taxes they actually pay

I’m crying this dude made a diss track on the Detroit sign they just put up 😭😭

People with low-paying jobs are beating inflation the most. Grocery prices haven’t been rising for a year, and certainly haven’t doubled. This is data-free misery porn that spreads because people aren’t willing to correct it.

Who can forget when Tony Sopranowitz used the leather thingee from his tefillin to choke that guy to death in Maine in season 1?

Gen Z out here writing think pieces on Sex and the City

I love that thing about writing where in edits someone leaves a comment that pulls a thread and unravels an entire section

I wrote a sonnet about joining the conversation. (jacobbacharach.com/2024/04/07/hil…)

This is incorrect.

Native born unemployment is low, native born employment is high.

I should be working on my own writing instead of making myself feel bad about how I will never ever write 1/10th as well as Gary Shteyngart theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

[subway voice] this is the last stop

Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head

I'm doing duolingo Portuguese maybe someday I'll be able to read the Portuguese version of my book!

When the team lets the Engineering Manager submit a PR

maybe this is a hot take but I think that paying $2.90 for a subway ride is a fantastic deal to get across the city and I feel good knowing that my fare goes to paying transit workers and making the system better