I just witnessed a lady conducting a business meeting and when asking questions she consulted her Magic 8 ball instead of the guy she was speaking to. Classic Seattle.

Working somewhere where the employees believe in the power of a good pot luck is something that is irreplaceable.

Why my bus driver decides to go 8mph in a 30mph when there aren’t any other cars on the road is beyond me.

I impulse bought an eggplant at the grocery store a few days ago and now I have no idea how I’m going to cook it. Help.

The only way to enjoy La Croix

I’ve taken the same bus for so long now that the other passengers and I have gotten to the point where we greet each other in the morning and ask how the other is doing. This must be the meaning of public transit.

My coworker was going to show me a “cute video of my daughter singing an Elvis song.” In my head I imagined a small child. In reality it was her 30 year old daughter sitting on a motorcycle. It’s in these scenarios that I struggle.

Extravagant love is never wasted.

You know you go to a Christian school when the fitness center is bumping to Chris Tomlin.

There’s nothing more intimidating than an old women on stage with her cello giving you the stink eye during a choral concert.

If we only love people who love us back, we make faith look like a negotiation. #EverybodyAlways

I have a bad habit of assuming that anyone wearing sunglasses while getting on an airplane in California is a celebrity. In that case there are 3 celebs on my flight.

My greatest accomplishment in nursing school has been that my professor invited me to take up open water swimming with her over the summer. I have made it.

“Bounce back is my forever mood.” -@emma_lukens215

My first day living in an apartment consisted of me learning how to drive manual, take apart a rotisserie chicken and watching 5 episodes of America’s next top model. I’m living.

Ways you can use a vase as a nursing major in college: 1. To hold flowers. 2. To practice catheter insertions. 3. As a rolling pin for cinnamon rolls.

We shouldn't say everyone's invited if we're going to act like they're not welcome when they come. #EverybodyAlways