My current body type is like you can sorta tell I work out but you can also tell that I don’t say no when someone offers me a cookie

getting ghosted is wild u can be in the middle of a conversation asking if they like peach rings and then they don’t reply and u never ever find out if they like peach rings or not. fucked up

God fucking dammit. You were such an incredible person. You changed so many lives. Had so much love in your heart. You inspired me throughout highschool, and I wouldn't be where I was today without you. Never a more kind and sincere and beautiful person. I fucking love you mac.

More fall, less pumpkin spice.

I keep stuttering while practicing my PowerPoint speech...alone in my house. Why am I like this?

THIS GAME IS KILLIN ME

This is why the World Series is so much fun to watch. Get it bb!!!!

It was a high school reunion at Delta Brews tonight 🙋🏼‍♀️🍻

Why is everyone hating on Blake Shelton winning hottest man of the year? I’m sorry...Blake is bae 😍💕

This unknown number is sending me pictures of a puppy and I don’t want to tell them they have the wrong number because it’s so damn precious

Update: the puppy’s name is Charlie 😍😭

Haven’t done one bit of Christmas shopping...I’m in trouble.

This cute old man took my hand and twirled me around on the dance floor at The Saddle Rack and kissed my hand afterward. Made my night 😂😭

Celebrity Big Brother 😍😍😍

My rap name is Carbi-B. 🥞🍪🍔

Fergalicious made us def def def def def with that national anthem.

If you got my reference, you know why I spelled deaf wrong OKAY.

At what age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not a whole village...asking for a friend.

This Yanny/Laurel debate is starting a fight in my family. IT’S YANNY, YO.