I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

an early bird just fucking stole my girlfriend

SHES SO TALENTED AND SCARY AHHHHH ITS SO GROSS BUT COOL

every week i log onto therapy and find a new adhd symptom

you’ll never guess what happened today

babylon is literally just singing in the rain but for sad pretentious film boys

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hartland queers rise 🫡

please dear god why did no one tell me the worst part of being an author is making sure your signature doesn’t look like shit

if you’re my friend and you live in NYC you are cordially obligated to come sorry i don’t make the rules

The Author // The Book

hey there delilah what’s it like in roku city

i swear to GOD this is the same man

hell yeah brother ☀️taurus 🌑 gemini

this will forever be the best one

girlhood

when youre being mean to me this is who youre being mean to

we all are pete

many ohio haters are praising this map, but as a michigander who has hating ohio juice in my blood, i unfortunately cannot support this option. why? BECAUSE IT DISPLACES AROUND 5 MILLION MICHIGANDERS INTO FRANCE. a thread🧵:

Men: i hate shopping Also men: counting down the minutes until the Fortnite shop refreshes