hiii YOU ARE COMPLICIT IN GENOCIDE, Senator Alex Padilla While you've dragged your feet on calling for a ceasefire, Israel has brutally killed 21,000+ Palestinian people and counting with my U.S. tax dollars I call on you to demand a PERMANENT ceasefire now and to #StopArmingIsrael

i was just watching the teletubbies alone at 11pm and i thought "damn, i wish i had three friends to hang out with" so like yeah things are going well i'd say

sometimes i just think about how in 1985 by bowling for soup the whole point is that debbie's kind of hit rock bottom, but she only takes ONE prozac a day??? like step up ur game deb some of us take three

luv being a writer

I love playing a game of chicken with spam callers. I just sit there silently. Waiting. They say “hello?” I say nothing. Sometimes I even mute myself. YOU will hang up first, spam caller. YOU WILL LOSE, COWARD. YOU WILL SUBMIT.

my instructors in film school: does anyone here have some gum they can lend me? you can have it back when i'm done, but i imagine you probably won't want it. no? this is why none of your mothers love you.

my favorite type of hollywood phone call is one where a group of exclusively white people spend 30 minutes just overexplaining how not racist they all are

dudes named rob are always going on game shows. what's up with that

"between these LA fires and Hurricane Helene, something is definitely going on..... this isn't natural...." my guy it's called climate change. take off your tin foil hat and smell the ozone layer

hey. hey what the fuck.