I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

Strep throat is a yapper’s equivalent to tearing an ACL

The Rizzler Balls out at MSG 🤔

Welcome to the team #CTESPN

Ball knowledge this, ball knowledge that What yall know about THE GOAT??

The perfect photo doesn’t ex……..

You’ll never guess who couldn’t make the game-winning tackle 💀

Our Bearcats are the boys NCC CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🔥🏊‍♂️🔥

When the girl you never spoke to hard launches her man on IG

Seeing Mahomes get sacked twice in a row before throwing a pick 6

Patrick Mahomes walking into the locker room after losing the super bowl

both killed by a Cybertruck RIP

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

how marvel rivals finna be in season 10

“You must be high if you think the Miami Dolphins are going to the Super Bowl this year” Me:

before snack / after snack

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa feels important