Wait, so people who ONLY wear glasses just take showers blind??

I just know it’s gonna be a lousy Monday when the Starbucks app is down

Dollar Tree should go ahead and change their name.

That comeback was insane from the dodgers

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

My mom used to be so strict I would tell people she said no without even asking her 😭

Bro pulled out a piece of history 💀

Dentists always ask dumb questions like "when's the last time you flossed?" Like bro you were there!

They gave me $50 at work to buy a turkey, man that shit going on a parlay 😂😂

If it’s illegal to drink & drive why do the bar having a parking lot?

This mf Norman Powell sold like a mf LMAO

Nishesh Basavareddy you a lame ass mf. Not even 1 set?

You know you’re getting your ass kicked lately when you ride around with no music in the car

I be talkative for 3 minutes & then dont wanna talk to nobody for the next 4 days

people who poop at work are so brave.

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Gun went back for another kiss

chloé paquet I think it's time for you to give up the stick.

"jew cop" killed me LMAO

damn. didn't know they were chill like that.