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Just need woman to make some

Hottest friends character is Thanksgiving Monica

Coexistence with these people is not possible. They have made that clear.

The exact moment the Shire's GDP began to take off:

People act like beauty standards are impossible But if you’re in good shape and well dressed it’s impossible not to be a 7

I just farted in a bar and didn’t walk away Does this mean I’ve lost the will to live? Damn you George Soros!!

My family’s greatest strength is our set of ideals. My kids must get straight A’s. If they don’t, I replace them with other kids who do. My kids now have the highest grades in school. Online trolls say my “true kids” are homeless and starving. They don’t understand family.

Solo airport travel got me making bold continued eye contact

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you, and you are retarded.

This is how she (beer) talks to me

shane gillis is kinda like beer seth rogen

Atheists hate it when you point out that urinals perfectly “evolved” to hold my beer while I piss

The big yahoo loves to see me goying

Argentinians watching Bad Bunny lump them in with the rest of the hispanic world

And Anglo-Catholic.

How it feels picking up litter casually in a place you care about

"What if they hurt people?" Jesus: seventy times seven "But what if it was really serious?" Jesus: seventy times seven "But what if the people they hurt were children?" Jesus: Take a millstone...

People are starting to rewatch this and ask the question… Can or Should the KING Dissolve Parliament?

I care more about Britain than most Jews do about Israel