Ignoring my bank account during this holiday season

i am: ⚪️ a man ⚪️ a woman 🔘 at a family get together looking for: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a way out

me and this lil ol mexican lady were talking in spanish and this old white bitch in a wheelchair said “we’re in america why dont you speak english” and the lil mexican lady told her “you have legs why dont you walk” I nearly died. I gave her free coffee

After more than 75 years of prohibition Thailand legalized their traditional medicine kratom. They also legalized medicinal use of Cannabis after 83 years of prohibition. Progress!

my new year’s resolution is to have healthier thought patterns bc as of right now someone can text me “ok” instead of “ok!” & i’ll be in my head assuming they hate me and are praying for my untimely demise

It is my new life goal to have a meal with Samin Nosrat

this Chinese four generations meme is so wholesome omg

Psychedelics, such as psilocybin, have been proposed for the treatment of anxiety, depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and addiction. They may also hold promise as anti-inflammatory agents via activation of the serotonin 5HT2A receptor. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30102081

doing nothing | / because i'm | ___/ depressed | / | ___/ | / |/_______________ being depressed bc i'm doing nothing

vegans are the android users of the food world

Please read this thread if you're into conspiracies ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Part of the fun in family guy is they made fun of everybody equally.

It’s all about patience and hard work my babes

For the first time on record, the odds of accidentally dying from an opioid overdose in the United States are now greater than those of dying in an automobile accident cnn.it/2DkBuVg

oh shit, no one knows anything and then we die

can someone tell americans alcohol isn’t a personality trait