Chloe x Halle > Adam Levine.

Nothing like a super bowl halftime show to make me nostalgic for the time when Twitter was chronological. Not a novel thought but just a reminder.

If an indie book store would offer a Call Your Girlfriend #CYGFSpringBooks box set, I’d buy it. The whole thing. Aminatou Sow ann friedman

Me in Me, again 2001 in 2020 🤝 Wandering this house like I've never wanted out and this is about as social as I get now.

Did Vice President JD Vance Mike Pence just take credit for #Covid_19’s positive impact on the environment?

This blog is my new everything and also I need Judge KB to make smitten kitchen’s lasagne bolognese fancypastabitch.com

Hey Southwest Airlines why did the pilot just say he has to “waive $100 bills” to get his flight attendant’s attention? Gross.

Turns out a nonstop flight from Oakland to Atlanta is the perfect amount of time to read Celeste Ng’s Little Fires Everywhere start to finish and then sob silently.

Today's lesson about asking the right question to get meaningful data, brought to you by a 4 year old: Me: Should I put a banana in your lunch today? Him: Sure! They are healthy & I'm supposed to bring healthy food. Me: Will you eat it? Him: Definitely not. I don't like bananas.

Nothing but respect for my presidential portrait.

To all those who tweet at me saying that they “hope I fail”, I have failed many times many times in my life. But more importantly, I’ve learned from every setback, proudly own up to my mistakes, grown from disappointments, and now I’m a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.

I just wish could be on this level of wordplay x.com/clapifyoulikem…

Most of the problem with plastic is that it sticks around for forever. Except for when it doesn't. nytimes.com/2018/03/02/sty…

A memorial in Alabama demands a reckoning with one of America's least recognized atrocities: the lynching of thousands of black people in a decades-long campaign of racist terror nyti.ms/2FdV979

“I am open to learning more about myself” “I consider myself to be a free-ass motherfucker” Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 🙌👑 jezebel.com/janelle-monae-…

A nice way to start the week and a daydream about summers past: nytimes.com/interactive/20…

For all the great friends I had, I will never think of high school as the best time of my life... except when listening to The Ataris.