Crafty girlfriend and supportive boyfriend who looks over occasionally and says good job

so are we going to talk about a reimbursement/compensation for all the years i bought music on iTunes now that apple music exists or..

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

Taking my husband’s last name doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist it means I don’t want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again

Sending love and remembering our heroes and their families today.

i’m on the child’s side.

I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station.

Happy heavenly birthday

Why the fuck arugula got that much mfkin twang to it??

if we all stay in bed, what are they gonna do? pull us out? while we’re still in our jim jams? i don’t think so

I give it a week before you either get banned for posting these pics or it becomes impossible to post them

The way women can swap harassment stories like candy on Halloween needs to be addressed.

I keep thinking about how, with two months notice that this ruling was coming, the democratic-controlled congress not only *didn't* codify abortion rights, but overwhelmingly passed a security bill protecting these SCOTUS justices

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

Are you “burned out” or are you having a reasonable reaction to a never-ending barrage of bad news which you can do very little about.

[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA [having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers

this is how your email finds me,