White House security waking the Trump family up tomorrow:

this is the only day you can retweet this

em and i every single day this week going to every walgreens and five belows in a literal 20 mile radius from us for squishmallows and almost always leaving empty handed x.com/findurmeme/sta…

microdosing being a milf by eating a bowl of strawberry special k

"being young is great, enjoy your youth while you can!" me:

I’m a slut for ice coffee

She’s now officially the CEO of mini skirts

Never settle for the bare minimum

friendsgiving but it’s just me at chilis with the staff

me waiting for your call to disappear so i can continue watching tiktoks.

mentally i’m here:

nobody likes to enjoy a simple game of mancala nowadays it’s a real tragedy

best movie ever.