it’s only the first dance and i’m already over gene simmons being a creep #DWTS

i think we have to kill gene simmons #DWTS

i actually am on my way to LA right now to as*as*inate gene simmons! #DWTS

i spent all episode on this bc i was so mad #DWTS

can we vote for derek and hayley on dwts???

no one tells you how many fucking power strips and extension cords you’ll have when you move in with your partner

just learned the baseball and basketball “finals” are SEVEN games????? that’s definitely cheating try being good at live performance???

bruno what the fuck bro :(

i think chappel roan only wanted to be gay famous like carly rae jepsen and charli xcx pre brat and now she's stuck like this

masterclass in why the oxford comma matters from The New York Times

SIX + gays on traitors AND 3 dwts bitches (+ an automatic dwts enemy) LFG!!!!!!!!!!!! GABBY WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i can’t talk about wicked right now i’m busy holding space for the lyrics to my parody of rebecca black’s friday about fancy feast ocean whitefish & tuna pate that we sing to the cats on fish friday

best movie ever.

my 30 something year old neighbor keeps bursting out with “ra ra rasputin” and no follow up lyrics

please get chappell roan off camera she doesn’t want to be here 😭😭😭

thought i was gonna feel happier about taylor not winning but…

mmm let me just eat this protein bar immediately after hitting my bong and taking my new medication that’s been causing extreme dry mouth!

‼️ this is now an abi-maria gomes from survivor HATE account ‼️

if abi-maria from survivor has no haters then i’m definitely dead