Me and my friends be ass to ass in the bed

when i take a shot n the shot take me instead

Just got Chipotle and they were out of their vinaigrette….. now I don’t even want the food, that’s the best part 😂

Important life skills we were supposed to learn at school smh

ranch

me when im peeing and realize im drunk

Yes I still do lashes and I def did cancel because I had a hangover. I didn’t lie or keep your deposit. I could’ve threw up on your head instead.

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

have you met a 26 year old man

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: There are three branches of government. Your church is not one of them.

Fun Fact: Do you know why embryos can be frozen and babies can’t ? Because an embryo isn’t a living human.

Wildlife conservationist placing baby burrowing owls back in their burrow.

my view of homeless people changed forever when i learned that more than half of them were foster kids who aged out of the system and were left with no family or resources.

A bill paid & Spa day.

This is Andre "Trey" Howard, 10. He was nearly killed by flying debris while shielding his sister during the deadly plane crash in Philadelphia. His father just revealed the first thing he said after he survived brain surgery: "Daddy, did I save my sister?” What a hero.

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.