The smokey sky makes it feel like we're all in a bad movie on Space channel #yeg #yegwx

Can you imagine what Canadian politics would be like right now if Bombardier made the 737-MAX?

Very good to know!

Weinerdog racing is exactly as cute as you would imagine. Best. Thing. Ever. #yeg #laperlestarsandcars

Full House but every actor is Ron Swanson

What do you want to be for Halloween ? - "Beep! Storybots!" #yeg #halloween StoryBots

"If I had more time with you, I'd teach you my sex skills" - Dr. John Gray #powerofsuccess is off to a weird start

"Why would you take advice from someone who goes to work in a regular car?" - Phil Town #powerofsuccess #invested

Omg I love my new snake skin gloves, oh wait that’s just my new hand skin washing them 17,000 times a day.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do guys with moustaches know that people draw moustaches on pictures of people to make fun of them?

The whole car laughed when I read this our loud x.com/ShannonTyler99…

That's one way to fight the greys. . . . #yeg #growingolddisgracefully #cherrybomb… instagram.com/p/BYbfV4_HNDq/

Health care is a right. RT if you agree.

*lips on mic* [sighs]

*kids walking Me: Come on, boys! We have to hurry! Kids: Okay! *continue walking at exactly the same pace

SHAKESPEARE: Brevity is the soul of wit. ME: *Shows him twitter* SHAKESPEARE: Okay, well, no, obviously not like that.

Just watched the "cow" episode of Tougher Than It Looks... @andrewyounghusb you're a national treasure. Never change

The Revelstoke McDonald's is run by teenagers... it's bizarre, but you guys are doing a great job #keepupthegoodwork