Oh my god I get it now, pun is an acronym for play upon words

This tweet seems to be making the rounds again. Goody!

Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood. Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged The One Ring. Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade to darkness before he put madness in the minds of men. It's never too late to follow your dreams!

A travel agent is talking to yoghurt in a Ukrainian garden.

'What if a space ship.. was a bad guy?'

The Mermaids of River John, 1918. This town in Nova Scotia has seen many stories of animals described as mermaids over the years. This picture caused a lot of debate, and although many dismissed it as a hoax, some still believe it to be real. #mermay

me getting removed from the pizza buffet

It's 3am and the moon is too bright and I haven't done my taxes

Just watch me.

Me, after I win an argument.

One of the most beautiful things about this planet is that when you look around, someone is usually looking back at you. 😊

CERB should be replaced with Universal basic income

.Leah ProudLakota (she/her) introduced Bill #C223 in the #HoC. The full text of the Bill will be available later today: ow.ly/gtqy50EMc7z

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Teapots make nice tiny feet warmers.

Solar Nova Scotia Nova Scotia Power This is outrageous on top of a huge proposed rate hike! Every Nova Scotian should oppose this. It's time for our elected leaders to stand up and push back against this regress policy, it should be rejected. Tim Houston Andy Fillmore 🇨🇦 NSUARB - PAGE NO LONGER IN USE Iain Rankin Mike Savage

I don't want a Lord of the Rings series with violence and gore, I want a series where Bilbo dozes in an armchair and occasionally a murder happens