Tbt to when Akon and David Guetta were looking for the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful and they settled on “sexy bitch”

The feminine urge to achieve everything in your life before 25

Big thanks to our on-the-ground team, Max Linscott (Max Linscott) and Lauren Remar (LoloLemon) for their reporting today.

Eat This, Not That! The year started off on a high note when Kaley J pitched me about the dangers of drinking decaf coffee. She just went for it—and her findings blew my mind. eatthis.com/side-effects-d…

I am absolutely floored by Kaley J’s fear submission.

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

True

Hey (with the intention of watching Harry Potter together)

nothing makes me smile like Gen Z in the workplace does

Is it a COVID Headache or is My Ponytail Too Tight

Ope (with the intention of just trying to squeeze right by ya)

crackers

My phone reminds me of Kaley’s tweet every year. The world is small as hell, but I still stand by this accurate assessment on Mandy Moore’s talent. And Kaley’s, frankly.

Current dream is to dance in literally any bar, anywhere, to Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)

middle-aged men making 2 hour long "What's the Deal with Roman Roy?" video essays vs. teens & twenty something girls who Just Know

Not to be dramatic but Kaley J dating a guy named Jack is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me

I spent a full year writing this essay about the love and loss and lobotomies of being 27, and now it’s published ☺️ This feels like my album release day. Hope you read and relate and find some Magic of your own ✨ lived-in.org/lived-in-writi…