Do people who read 50+ books a year know about movies

one of the most poignant lyrics on LTOAS to me is "and what a simple thought; you're starving til you're not" and episode four could not have exemplified that more clearly

I’m so old that I read “snap” as Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program

if i’m ever elected into office, i will be sworn in on a copy of the tortured poets department and you can’t stop me

Another Jemima Kirke W. If your friends don’t talk about you when you’re not there they’re not your friends. Your closest friends should be RUTHLESSLY dissecting your choices.

I’m always on hand for crises and meal-making. 1/4/61

I have some good news and some bad news.

I absolutely belong in bed now, but I also absolutely belong with you, and that's why I'm torn between the two of you. Franz Kafka, 1913.

welcome to the world of my new album, florescence, out may 15th 😭 i couldn’t be more ready to share with you this next offering, held out like a peach in my hand 💛💐 maisiepeters.lnk.to/florescence

Oh you want the photo you JUST saved? Ha thats not in Photos—thats in Recently Saved Photos, which they all are. Itll be in Photos soon. Wheres that? Idk its after Memories and w/e PINNED is. Hey, be glad its not a video! Even we dont even know where tf THOSE are! Maybe “files”?

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gotta love a man who's always down to get on the train for you

It's so funny because if you've read any Sally Rooney book at all you know exactly why this isn't a Sally Rooney quote

Mamdani, with respect, never come through my phone like that ever again unless I’m about to die girl

Thankfully we have created these magic robots to spare you the burden of thinking, writing, making music and art—leaving you to your true passions such as dishwashing, trash disposal, and diaper-changing which we are unfortunately unable to automate at this time

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

one of the best debut albums of the decade

Talking about songwriting > Talking about anything else. Thank you Joe Coscarelli and @nytmag. I had the (NY) Time of my life 😎 📷: Stefan Ruiz 🎥: Joshua Charow  nytimes.com/taylorswift