I’m getting really sick of people using the hashtag #GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce It’s been trending for three days now, which is so insulting. So if you see a tweet containing #GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce please don’t retweet it or reply to it using #GetBackToWorkYouFatPonce Thanks x

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

If there was a general election now the Tory Party would cease to exist in any meaningful way. So please DO NOT retweet this! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6197…

Absolutely loved Blues for an Alabama Sky National Theatre. Full of humour, drama and top notch performances. Great work from understudy Helly and the wonderful @GilesTerera

Just heard a stooge of @KwasiKwarteng call the consequences of the so- called mini budget a ‘particular dynamic’ on BBC Radio 4 Today. Can’t wait for Michael Spicer’s take. Fuming.

Kwasi Kwarteng has applied to become the next manager of Watford as even that offers more job security than a role in this government.

".. and then I said one of us has to go mate and I'm fucked if it's going to be me..!"

So far I have no idea why Penny Mordaunt is on #BBCLauraK She hasn’t answered a single question directly.

First time in his life he’s pulled out in time.

An enjoyable and thought provoking evening at #TheSexParty Menier Chocolate Factory Lots of laughs and heroic work from Georgie Rankcom standing in as Gilly.

Boris Johnson's defence is essentially that he would iron his own cock unless an advisor told him it might hurt.

I applaud Gary Lineker for his compassion and support for vulnerable people, particularly refugees. Thank you, Gary.

Lucky there are no producer guidelines on whether you need to declare facilitating an £800k loan to a prime minister while applying for a job as chairman of a broadcasting organisation….

We didn't have parties to "boost morale" We didn't have quiz nights We didn't have champagne We watched our colleagues die though We were STEEPED in death We kept going We had to We kept on So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @borisjohnson You make me sick.

Really enjoyed #MarjoriePrime Menier Chocolate Factory. Fascinating subject matter- can AI replace humans is the main theme. Superb acting by cast of 4 and lucky to catch the Q&A afterwards.

As reporters prepare to descend on Uxbridge & South Ruislip - spare a thought for the lady in what I think is the most viral video I’ve ever made

Sir Ben Helfgott was one of the most inspirational people I have known. He was a charismatic and passionate leader, who promoted the values of compassion, understanding, love and peaceful coexistence. His own horrific experiences inspired him to work tirelessly for a more

I see the BBC learned nothing from the Gary Lineker fiasco. Pulling the exceptional Clive Myrie is another own goal. Will they ever learn? They’re utterly under the Tory thumb. What a sorry state our national news is in.

This makes my blood boil. Pouring with rain and people put their filthy feet on the seats on the tube.

Bravo @EvaWiseman for highlighting the distasteful industry of Ripper tours in the East End. I can thoroughly recommend The Five by Hallie Rubenhold which tells Mary Ann, Annie, Elizabeth, Catherine and Mary Jane’s story. Yes, they were real women.