“We here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain.” — Lincoln “These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. These are the men who took the cliffs. These are the champions who helped free a continent.” — Reagan “That’s the way it is.” — Trump

Are we lowering flags for U.S. service members in Iran or is that just for racist podcasters?

We called him 'Sleepy Joe' cuz we could all sleep at night.

Unless you're raping kids on an island

“Oil is $100 the barrel” what kind of 1600s ass measurement is that. That means nothing to me. Let me see the barrel

What is it about airports that make people act like it’s their first day on this Earth?

BANG

teachers buy their own pencils

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)

meanest girl you went to high school with is posting “he is risen!!!” on her instagram story right now

Congress is on recess. But don’t worry, they’ll get right back to doing absolutely fucking nothing when they return.

It’s incredible how absent Democratic Party leadership is in the face of Trump blowing up the entire fucking world.

Take your time, no rush.

Me looking at Hungary voting out their right-wing authoritarian regime:

65% of Iowans support marijuana legalization. 62% opposed school vouchers. Very weird for the Iowa GOP to be making a positive Rob Sand campaign ad, but I honestly think they’re so out-of-touch that they simply don’t care what Iowans actually want.