Blackthorne: The great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!

Mariko: The Anjin protests one does not simply walk into Mordor.

I heard if you say 'Mark Driscoll' three times while looking into a mirror, the Jezebel spirit will appear.

Some nice christian men in my comments today:

The great Beth Moore has officially made 'Jezemale' a thing.
🙌💀🔥😅

Petition to start calling patriarchal Christian men 'Jezemales.'

I really think this can catch on.... 😆

Dear Lord, please make it stop. Yet another book on how the Jezebel spirit is destroying America. It all boils down to a deep hatred and fear of women.

The plot thickens! Pastor John at church tonight publicly called Mark Driscoll to repent after their church received multiple death threats 😳
churchleaders.com/news/476411-jo…

I saw a bug walking up a flag pole today... was that the Jezebel spirit?

When you try to talk dirty but you were raised in purity culture (part 2):

Some of these Driscoll defenders have never seen Cirque du Soleil and it shows.

How on earth is this real😭

Does the pole we gather around to pray at See You at the Pole also contain a Jezebel spirit?

I did not have people defending Mark Driscoll in my comments on my 2024 bingo card. How is he even still relevant after *everything*

PSA: You can deny being a Christian nationalist while espousing Christian nationalism. If you want the government to pass laws based on your personal biblical worldview, especially when those laws take rights away from others, then you are a Christian Nationalist.