First, it wasn't a medium of exchange, then it wasn't a store of value, and now it's not even wagmi: the impure among them must be purged. What remains is a currency death cult, a Heaven's Gate for monetarists -- and the ultimate fate is both knowable and grim.

I don’t even know what to say other than absolutely fuck this

It's really getting old that Democrats are so fucking stupid and fall for this shit about drugs being seized at the border every. fucking. time.

My assumptions, whenever the following people say, "can we have a chat": Boss: I'm getting fired Direct report: They're quitting Family: Someone is dying Friend: I've done something embarrassing Doctor: I in specific am dying CEO: We're all dying

Digital archaeology: when asked to produce an early Zeek tarball, Vern offered 0.3-alpha, whose README dates to 24 Jan 1998 and calls itself 0.2. The oldest file in the tarball is policy/dns.bro, dating to 25 Sep 1996. Using this data we updated Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeek

This is "Enhance!", but real

From Bryan Cantrill "If I had one piece of technical leadership advice: if people want to build tooling let them". If there is one unwritten law in Oxide it's that, and it's paid off for us over and over and over.

This. I go with "What problem are you trying to solve?"

There are two types of people: Those who load the dishwasher correctly and those who don't. And they marry each other.

There needs to be an "Only Murders in the Building" and "Bob's Burgers" crossover. It could be called Only Burgers in the Building.

I'm doing a thing!

🧵We are excited to share that The Zeek Network Security Monitor is now a component of Microsoft Windows ! An incredible development that truly establishes Zeek as the de facto standard for #networkevidence: corelight.com/company/zeek-n… 1/4

Reading the instructions for taking a newer COVID test. Step 2 is to read the instructions. RuntimeError: maximum recursion depth exceeded.

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I think HPE Cray wins coolest exhibit at #SC22 - Cray-1 Serial #1 From 1976

The thousands of developers that are staying must know what is best for them. I really wish those hundreds of people the best. They are going to be working with dozens of the best developers. The four of them are going to have a great time working for the new leadership.

I'm out. Find me on that other thing via @[email protected]