Calc professor sent an email saying that people were cheating on the exam and she’d give a 0 on each problem that she knows they cheated on. Found out that I got a 0/10 on one of the problems...... Also realized that I didn’t even do the problem.

Every day is a new opportunity to be a grandmother

Good job Twitter. You made me laugh twice before bed time. Nighty night everyone!

The day that Judge Judy stops airing is the day that the world will end

Miles Teller and Aaron Rodgers are hanging out right now

The Drake and Josh episode where they have to fly the helicopter gives me hella anxiety

I often forget that Doritos are in the shape of a triangle

I’m gonna need y’all to shut the hell up and quit getting engaged

You all are posting about sport. Plz no more for tonight.

When Nat Beyer passed out at cheesecake and I got pissed at her because I thought we’d have to leave

You mean to tell me…..that….you’re just gonna…….view my LinkedIn profile and not even connect with me???? Fake

A tradition unlike any other Barstool Chicago (via IG/braden_campbell)

scary ass episode for no reason

Joe Burrow is so pretty

The former principal of Columbine High just said something incredibly grim on CNN - he’s part of a network of 29 school principals who had mass shootings at their schools, and they work to support principals of schools where new mass shootings happen

Had a nightmare that the government took away women’s rights: then i woke up.

Coach Izzo at last night's vigil: "We need each other. For 40 years, I've always believed at Michigan State, we are at our own strongest when we're together. If any of you need help, please speak up."